Deuce Drops 💩(3 Rolls) - Pre-order

Shipping & Returns Policy:

• We ship to all locations within the United States and internationally.
• Orders are typically processed same day if placed before 12pm PT.
• Shipping rates will vary based on the size and weight of the item(s) and the destination.
• Expedited shipping options are available for an additional cost.
• We accept returns for a full refund within 120 days of purchase.

Let's face it, we've all bought stuff that promised the moon and delivered a moldy cheese ball. But not here, folks. We're so confident in our back-saving wizardry that we're offering a guarantee that's tighter than your muscles after a Netflix marathon.

Here's the deal:

If our product doesn't make you feel like you've been massaged by a thousand tiny, pain-relieving unicorns, we'll take it back. No questions asked. (Okay, maybe one question: "Can we have your unicorn vision checked?")

If you don't start strutting around like you've got the world's happiest spine within 30 days, we'll refund your money faster than you can say "sciatica."

If you don't find yourself bragging about your new-found flexibility to random strangers, we'll... well, we'll be pretty surprised, actually.

We're not in the business of collecting dust bunnies in your closet. We want our products out there, fighting the good fight against chronic pain. So if it's not working for you, send it back. We promise we won't cry. (Much.)

Remember, a happy back is a happy you. And a happy you is our mission. Unless you're a supervillain. Then we might have to reconsider. (Evil laugh not included with purchase.)