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Deuce Drops 💩

$8.99

The Ultimate Bathroom Game-Changer

Are you ready to revolutionize your bathroom game?

Deuce Drops are about to change everything you thought you knew about going #2.

Whether you're at home, on the go, or in enemy territory (ahem, your in-laws' bathroom), Deuce Drops are here to ensure your mission is always discreet.

Deuce Drops are dissolvable toilet tablets that work instantly to:

  • Trap odors before they escape.
  • Clean as they fizz for a spotless throne.
  • Reduces skid marks with a stealthy barrier.
  • Refresh your bathroom with the sophisticated scent of jasmine.
  • Transform your toilet water into a royal purple oasis.

All in a pocket-sized package—perfect for every mission, anywhere. 

Why You'll Love Deuce Drops:

  • 🕵️‍♂️ Odor Neutralized, Evidence Erased – Trap smells at the source and leave no trace behind.
  • 💜 A Touch of Fun – Enjoy fizzing purple water and a jasmine aroma that makes bathroom breaks feel luxurious.
  • 🌎 On-the-Go Friendly – Compact and portable, Deuce Drops are ready for action whenever, wherever.

Shipping & Returns Policy:

  • We ship to all locations within the United States and internationally.
  • Orders are typically processed same day if placed before 12pm PT.
  • Shipping rates will vary based on the size and weight of the item(s) and the destination.
  • Expedited shipping options are available for an additional cost.
  • We accept returns for a full refund within 120 days of purchase.

Let's face it, we've all bought stuff that promised the moon and delivered a moldy cheese ball. But not here, folks. We're so confident in our back-saving wizardry that we're offering a guarantee that's tighter than your muscles after a Netflix marathon.

Here's the deal:

If our product doesn't make you feel like you've been massaged by a thousand tiny, pain-relieving unicorns, we'll take it back. No questions asked. (Okay, maybe one question: "Can we have your unicorn vision checked?")

If you don't start strutting around like you've got the world's happiest spine within 30 days, we'll refund your money faster than you can say "sciatica."

If you don't find yourself bragging about your new-found flexibility to random strangers, we'll... well, we'll be pretty surprised, actually.

We're not in the business of collecting dust bunnies in your closet. We want our products out there, fighting the good fight against chronic pain. So if it's not working for you, send it back. We promise we won't cry. (Much.)

Remember, a happy back is a happy you. And a happy you is our mission. Unless you're a supervillain. Then we might have to reconsider. (Evil laugh not included with purchase.)

  • No Compromises
    In Quality
  • 100% Satisfaction
    Guarantee
  • Free Shipping
    Over $50

Delivery Info

Domestic: 1-5 days; International: 7+ days; Pre-Order Products: See checkout page



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